Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Local Surprise Package Company

A good friend and colleague left a bag of cherries on hanging from our front doorknob the other day. He has a tree in his yard that is fruitful indeed, and the largesse has now spread across our town--via his generosity--to our house.

[A year ago we flamingoed his house. He loved it. Now he's cherried our front door. My turn now. Watch out, Friend; it will happen when you least expect it!]

When I was a kid, we read a story entitled,"The Surprise Package Company." As I recall, it was the tale of some children secretly who left little gifts at the front doors of people's homes. These surprise packages were tailored to what they thought the people needed. The joy spread around, delighting and cheering up those who wondered where the thoughtful gestures were coming from.

The motivational words? "Secret," and "Surprise." Every kid loves those words!

So today, I think I might join up with the local Surprise Package Company. It's time to spread some extra joy in this town in addition to those delectable cherries.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Divine Mugging?

Moca, our funny little humorless catMy husband loves to pester the cat. This is a cat he inherited by marrying me nearly six years ago. She loves to be around us, loves to lie in spots of sunshine on the carpet, loves to scratch her gums on the corner of my laptop screen, and as with all cats, she loves to sleep in peace.

She also has some rather odd psychological tendencies. She purrs when her tail is pulled. She loves being patted hard at the end of her backbone just before it turns into tail. She loves being rolled around on the bed and roughed up, purring while Husband bounces her up and down like she's on a gargantuan trampoline. Her eyes grow large with excitement, her little ears perked up like it's Christmas morning and miracles could happen at any moment.

This morning she was in the midst of her daily routine--quite undeserved, may I add--of being pestered at the hands of Husband, who was rolling her around on the bed, taunting her by waving his hands above her so she would bat at him.

"Look," he said. "She's gotten her paw caught through her collar." Sure enough, there was her little arm tucked up through her collar, which we tend to keep buckled loose. My biased eyes saw it as a pitiful sight.

"Help her out," I said.

But he only attacked her again, rolling her around on her towel at the foot of the bed, patting her on the head and back, and basically rocking and rolling her little life in ways that would frighten me to death if someone did that to me on the same scale that she experiences it.

"Stop!" I cried. "Help her out!"

"She's out," he said. And it was true. "She didn't even know she got set free in the middle of being mugged," he chuckled.

You know where I'm going with this. But I'll say it anyhow.

Sometimes we feel like we're getting mugged in life, with things rocking and rolling, huge beastly entities attacking us (Not you, Husband!), and spankings coming at us from every side. Might we have been caught in our own collars without knowing it? Might it be that getting mugged actually ends up setting some piece of us free?

I'm just asking.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Disaster & Delight

This will be no deep post. It is more confessional in nature, a cautionary tale to illustrate how the English language and convoluted reasoning can trip you up.

Yesterday Husband and I were driving 4 hours back from Idaho, where I went for a speaking appointment this weekend. We took some backroads and got gorgeous pictures of Anthony Lake (over a mile high in the mountains behind Baker City, Oregon; you see a photo of it from the internet here), and of the beautiful area surrounding the tiny town of Sunnyville near LaGrande, Oregon. I got pictures of craggy mountain peaks with snow on them, of wild little shooting stars near the lake, of tiny yellow buttercups nestled into pinkish heather. I got pictures of an old fading 120-year old red schoolhouse in the evening light near Sunnyville, and of the rays of sunlight streaming down over Mt. Emily from behind dark clouds (You see an internet picture of Mt. Emily below; it looks more like the edge of a butte.). I got pictures of bucolic farmsteads in the rolling foothills of the Blue Mountains. I got pictures of the sunlight backlighting the shooting water irrigating the wheatfields near Sunnyville. It was all in what we refer to as "sweet light."

My blog would have glowed.

Now for some background: My father has this way of wiping things clean. He'll be working on his computer, and suddenly all the data is gone. He tends to reformat, erase, and discombobulate whatever electronic device he tinkers with...mostly because he gets too aggressive and thoughtless in his tinkering, to my way of thinking. I have taken pride in not having picked up on this gene, as I tend to have golden fingers with picking up whatever latest technology I want to learn. I also have never wiped out a hard drive or crashed a computer, Mac or PC. Cameras do well with me, too.

Until yesterday, that is. My camera needed the date and time formatted, having lost it when the batteries ran out a week or so ago. So as Husband drove us up into the Blue Mountains on our way home, I started working on my camera. I got the date and time fixed. Then I was looking for a way to tone down the size of the photos it takes, since it's a 9-megapixel camera, a bit over-powerful for my needs. I came to a tab on the screen called "Format." I clicked on that. It said "Erase pictures?"

Hmm. I thought quickly. I don't want to erase my pictures. The options are "OK" and "Cancel." I don't want to cancel out the pictures I've taken; I've not downloaded them yet. So I clicked on OK, because, in my train of thought, I was OK with the current setting and wanted it to stay as it was.

For Pete's sake! I believe my father's genes are starting to reveal themselves. He agreed with that fact when we had breakfast with them this morning for Fathers' Day.

And so I give you two publication-worthy pictures I got yesterday after managing to wipe out all the previously-taken gorgeous photographs.

Here's a portion of the herd of 30 elk we encountered on the road while crossing the Blues. I wish I could also give you the sound effects of their funny squeals and squeaks.
And finally you see the sunset that glowed in the west as we descended from the mountains into our valley. [Click on them for larger views.]
From now on, I shall be much more careful when tinkering with the formatting of anything, anything at all. I promise.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Food Champions


Today I ate at this fine establishment for lunch. Behind the counter, I encountered "Tim." He had an eager young face, was wearing the requisite black polo shirt and black baseball cap, and his name tag noted his name and his title: "Food Champion."

Food Champion?

When in doubt, I head for the dictionary. Merriam-Webster online did not disappoint. Here are the four meanings for "champion," annotated by me as I imagine the pronouncements engendered by Tim's job description:

1. Warrior, fighter

"Unsheath your churro, dread enemy! ¡Guárdese! [Translation: En garde!] I shall fight to the death!"

2. A militant advocate or defender

"Don't you dare threaten our veggie burrito with that ground beef patty. I'll pelt you with fiesta potatoes and mix Fire border sauce in your ketchup."

3. One that does battle for another's rights or honor

"You insulted our crunchwrap? Grovel and apologize, or I'll pour nacho cheese sauce in your book bag right before your open-book test."

4. A winner of first prize or first place in competition; one who shows marked superiority

"So, Yeah! Our burritos outsell the Big M any day. Billions and billions served. Dude. What of it? Our yappy pup's takin' over the world; just you wait."

It's a really nasty, mean world out there. In a world like this, you've gotta have food champions. Yay! Go Tim!